May 2012
3 posts
Why drunk driving is fun!
The arrest report said she told the deputy they knew it was dangerous but it was also fun and they had been doing it all day.
http://gawker.com/5906504/fun+loving-grandparents-drunkenly-tow-granddaughter-in-hot-wheels-car
Is Obama Cool or Incompetent?
How has our president been leading the country over the past four years? Has his role been more of a celebrity or of a leader? Does it even matter if people look at him as “cool” and does it affect how he makes decisions. This article criticizes an ad put out by Karl Rove, that depicts Obama’s “cool” behavior as a problem where it might have little effect at all.
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December 2011
1 post
Are Young Kids Growing Up Too Fast? ( final draft)
Are young kids growing up too fast? Children as young as 6th and 7th grade now attend weekend “parties” and watch MTV on the regular all the while children as young as 3 know how to text on their parents phone and change the T.V channel. With the dawn of so many electronic devices, such as gaming systems, cell phones, and also media such as online social networks and more mature television...
Are Young Kids Growing Up too Fast?
Are young kids growing up too fast?
Are young kids growing up too fast? Children as young as 6th and 7th grade now attend weekend “parties” and watch MTV on the regular. When I was that age I wasn’t out past 8pm and stayed mostly in the neighborhood, playing childhood games and still enjoying the naïve activities. I was very naïve child and did not know much about the growth up world or even the...
November 2011
19 posts
Kardashians vs. Kristin Cavallari: Who's the Real...
Isn’t it convenient that the new season of the Kardashian’s television show is premiering at the same time that Kim is going through a divorce AND a story hits newstands about Kristin Cavallari having an affair with Scott Disick before he impregnated Kourtney?! Quite convenient, indeed…
Whats the Situation?
Surprise, surprise, Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino has yet another thing to complain about. The clothing company, Abercrombie, has asked the Situation not to wear their brand, but at the same time has marketed t-shirts with slogans such as “The Fitchuation” and “GTL…You Know The Deal”. This has in turn caused ‘The Situation’ to sue the company...
Local Farming isn't necessarily better.... What?
occupy sesame street
While Grover is tired of the 1%, Big Banker comes along looking for new hires.
Is Kim Kardashian still in love with Reggie Bush?
Reggie Bush Love
Kim Kardashian’s publicist claims that she never got over her ex Reggie Bush, and the marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham!!
Eli Throws Big-Boy Touchdown!!!! →
He does it all on his own “without help from anybody in the whole wide world”!!
America So Drunk!!
America So Drunk
Consumption of alcohol in America hit a 25-year high in 2011, when a record breaking 67% of Americans reported consuming alcoholic beverages. This has not been the norm since the 1970’s, when 71% of Americans said they drank….for many, this was a crazy time for Americans, filled with hazy and drunken memories. This author has a few to share…;)
"The utterly irrelevant boat ride"
Want to hear about the war in Iraq? starving kids in Africa? If so, this article is not for you. This “young, overconfident asshole” hopes to accomplish nothing other than distracting from global issues in his boat ride around the world. He has sponsors giving him money for each mile sailed. Money for charity? Hell no. To make the cost of this useless trip lesser for himself....
man loses job because of his addiction to twitter
Commander in Grinch
The Federal Register describes Obama’s plan to impose a tax on christmas trees as “The initial assessment rate will be $0.15 per Christmas tree domestically produced or imported into the United States and could be increased up to $0.20 per Christmas tree.” Obama is on a mission to steal christmas. http://tinyurl.com/72gtc3r
You Can't Pee for Free
First they shut down laptop hubs. Then they shut down bathrooms. Let’s hope it’s not coffe next!
late night boyfriend munchies →
What happens when McDonalds switches over to breakfast too early
America for sale!
America is looking to partner with investors and franchise the country! Now, anyone interested in starting a new nation can open an official United States,” said Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA), co-chair of the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction. “America already has a brand everyone knows and responds to. Now the time has come for us to grow that asset and monetize it.” ...
May 2011
8 posts
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Pfizer has hit its rebellious teenaged stage
Finally an inspirational story from corporate America. Earlier this week, major drug company Pfizer announced their decision to cease their compliance with all those arbitrary whims of the FDA. Safety? Contraindications? Standard workplace hygeine? Nah. The years of the FDA bullying drug companies are over, thanks to Pfizer’s bravery. We can only hope that other corporations find the...
Gawker Gets Snarky as it Discusses the Pending...
In this article on gawker.com, the tone is very sarcastic as it assumes that its audience has a sense of humor. For example, gawker jokes that “sexy senator” Scott Brown was convinced that he saw the real Osama Bin Laden death photos with his own two eyes. He was disappointed to learn that he actually viewed one of the many fakes that are currently circulating the internet. The author...
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FBI Director Sheepishly Admits Agency Hasn't...
According to records, the last case the FBI officially solved was a Topeka, KS mail fraud offense in February 2001.
(All quotes from Director of FBI Robert Mueller)
Mueller says the agency has been “busy with a lot of other stuff” during the 10-year span.
“Besides, solving crimes, per se, is relatively basic. We’re trying to set our sights a little higher, is the...
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